having a tumblr is like doing heroin
once you start, you’re addicted, and you can stop, but its a long and slow process to get it out of your system
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From the Fairly Oddparents
How to correctly cook a chicken
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HAHAHAHAHA
you must not have a tumblr…
you only die once, too

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whenever the summer blogs start appearing, i’m going to make a winter blog
because i’m more hipster than all of the tumblr ‘hipsters’, combined, will ever be

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i think everyone has been called *first letter of their name*-money (for example: c-money, or d-money) and yet some people still think it is the most creative nickname in the world
why

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i just learned this omg

story of my life

yes harry, we all know