just searched this

the results were not what i wanted

i just want good food in my house

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  • me: I hate my body
  • me: *eats more food*

mcdonald’s is the only friend i need 

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lulz so i decided i didnt really want pizza but like i wanted something sweet so i just ordered only a dessert thing from a pizza place

is that strange?

also i told them to draw a wizard on the box

yep, theyre definitely gonna think im high

but im not

oh well

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  • me: I've been on the computer for awhile, I should probably do something productive
  • *gets up from computer*
  • *walks to kitchen*
  • *gets junk food*
  • *gets back on computer*

before you eat…think

and put on sweatpants

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thats the motto

hilarious still

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