March 2012
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i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
i understand
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Anonymous asked: I fcking Love Your Tumblr:D
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twistedt0ngue:
It’s called letter to the world....
WatchTHAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED
hahahahahahaha
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
so many of my teachers have assigned online assignments
when the deadline is midnight
I turn it in at aboutttt 11:59
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
stumpology:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks, and the way you feel.
Life is art.
termin4l:
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: In one pic you look hot and then in another you look polar opposite, which is it bitch? Fuck. Are you a dike or are you hot? Help me out here.
Sometimes your parents' criticism just goes too... →
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Watch
Watchwell
rip
to the both of them
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me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
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jimsnolongeralive:
hahahahaha WHY ARE PEOPLE...
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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The differences between puberty. →
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
reblogging because it’s daily grace
and she’s perf
I hate how she didn’t get a million subscribers from people always using this gif…oh well
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ukepride:
i’m seriously wondering how many of my followers hate me omg
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they changed the icons, let’s all start a riot
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