January 2012
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
Oh. My. God.
is this like, a show or something? WHAT JUST HAPPENED
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
frankqueero:
hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
December 2011
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
everyone reblog
everybody wants to be a bitch, but nobody wants to be treated like one
GPOY.
Straw Fedoras →
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
funniest10k:
You mean this doesn’t happen?
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I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
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ewoklover asked: ummm kickass vans.
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inlecarlospants:
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maydayhenderson:
forever reblog
Everyone on tumblr loves this xD
WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM!?
I may as well be Muriel
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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Tell me something you would never tell your...
Keeep ‘em coming. I don’t judddge<3 Anons are welcome :)
Infinite things
Numbers:
The Universe:
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