January 2012
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tyleroakley: Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. is this like, a show or something? WHAT JUST HAPPENED
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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frankqueero: hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
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December 2011
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. everyone reblog
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everybody wants to be a bitch, but nobody wants to be treated like one
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 GPOY.
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Straw Fedoras →
How teens and adults text: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
funniest10k: You mean this doesn’t happen?   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1). People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky. I don’t get asked for pictures of me. People don’t ask me for requests. I don’t have alot to offer. most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs i LOVE every little follower of mine
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ewoklover asked: ummm kickass vans.
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inlecarlospants: simplybeautifulnothings: maydayhenderson: forever reblog Everyone on tumblr loves this xD WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM!?  I may as well be Muriel
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Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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Tell me something you would never tell your...
Keeep ‘em coming. I don’t judddge<3 Anons are welcome :)
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Infinite things
Numbers: The Universe: My Dashboard: Need a laugh? Click here!
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